zillyhookah:

hahaha oh wow

im kinda drunky

dailybulge:

submitted by coldcomfortflowers

insert rubber cock joke here

earthnation:

my mom wont let me take nudes sorry everyone

shutupaubrey:

shutupaubrey:

have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy

chibitalex:

people who honestly think that ukes and semes are a thing

xdistortedmystery:

Seriously can’t help but just notice Dirk’s ear piercing in this…

ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

I’d watch the Fairy Odd Parents’ rip off of Scooby Doo than the original.

seascribbles:

uh oh who’s this crabby guy

kitten-burrito:

kitkanyan:

Dirk update..  expressions? O:
Match them with the dialogue as you see fit ehehe

Sweet babe.

(Source: kitkaloid)