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I think the only way I can finish the next two months is pot. Lots and lots of pot. I don’t wanna go through living with my family sober.

I…I queued more porn….


God…

nasturbate:

blastortoise:

cadburycreamcoolator:

*long deflated sigh*

I’m throwing up

THIS IS NTO HAPPENING ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HOW DID NOT A SINGLE PERSON SAY “WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS AWFUL AND WE SHOULD NOT FUCKING DO THIS”

Jesus Christ, the only thing that MIGHT (and this is a stretch) save this is if they discover they are queer. Maybe. Other than that, MTV really doesn’t know what gay is.

princekaiju:

i want to be Griffon when i grow up

princekaiju:

i want to be Griffon when i grow up

gistrider:

I’m sorry 

Don’t be.

gistrider:

I’m sorry 

Don’t be.

heytheregisela:

"I have confusion and disorientation. That's what we're gonna be going for."

heytheregisela:

"I have confusion and disorientation. That's what we're gonna be going for."
The “Divergent” Rape Scene: Here’s Why It Matters

katherinetegenbooks:

Why Divergent is important — a must read!  The book and the movie are all about empowering girls, and a future where gender equality is real.

megatogepi:

all of you report straightprideforever please

Got fifty bucks for Walmart


Nothing good there.

kittehkats:

Please Remember this Easter!

Easter Lilies can be fatal for your cat.  Every Easter, cats are taken to Vets and Emergency hospitals having eaten as little as one petal or leaf from a Lily.
From Petplace.com:  Signs and SymptomsThe primary toxic effects are on the kidneys. Within minutes to hours of ingesting part of the lily plant, your cat might stop eating and begin vomiting. As the toxin begins to affect the kidneys, the cat will become lethargic. Finally, he will experience kidney failure and death will generally occur within five days.Once you suspect your cat has eaten part of a lily plant, it is important that you contact your veterinarian immediately. If treatment is started early, chances are your cat will recover, but once the kidneys have been severely affected, your cat may not survive.
For cats, Easter lilies are very dangerous plants.  Even one leaf can cause dehydration, intense abdominal pain and potentially lethal kidney failure.  Please, please, please keep Easter lilies away from cats. Keep them in an area the cat cannot get to or better yet, do not bring them into the house at all.  If you see your cat chewing on an Easter lily, get him or her to your vet ASAP. There are other plants that can cause pain, primarily in the mouth. Several common houseplants have calcium oxalate crystals. When cats chew the leaves, these crystals irritate the mouth and tongue, resulting in pain. The cats will often drool and stop eating. Some cats recover quickly and others need medical assistance. Houseplants that can cause mouth pain include:• Peace lilies (Spathiphyllum)• Calla lily• Philodendron• Dumb Cane (Dieffenbachia)• Mother in Law tongue (Monstera)• Pothos (Epipremnum) • Shamrock

kittehkats:

Please Remember this Easter!



Easter Lilies can be fatal for your cat.  Every Easter, cats are taken to Vets and Emergency hospitals having eaten as little as one petal or leaf from a Lily.

From Petplace.comSigns and Symptoms

The primary toxic effects are on the kidneys. Within minutes to hours of ingesting part of the lily plant, your cat might stop eating and begin vomiting. As the toxin begins to affect the kidneys, the cat will become lethargic. Finally, he will experience kidney failure and death will generally occur within five days.

Once you suspect your cat has eaten part of a lily plant, it is important that you contact your veterinarian immediately. If treatment is started early, chances are your cat will recover, but once the kidneys have been severely affected, your cat may not survive.

For cats, Easter lilies are very dangerous plants.  Even one leaf can cause dehydration, intense abdominal pain and potentially lethal kidney failure. 

Please, please, please keep Easter lilies away from cats. Keep them in an area the cat cannot get to or better yet, do not bring them into the house at all.  If you see your cat chewing on an Easter lily, get him or her to your vet ASAP.

There are other plants that can cause pain, primarily in the mouth. Several common houseplants have calcium oxalate crystals. When cats chew the leaves, these crystals irritate the mouth and tongue, resulting in pain. The cats will often drool and stop eating. Some cats recover quickly and others need medical assistance. Houseplants that can cause mouth pain include:

• Peace lilies (Spathiphyllum)
• Calla lily
• Philodendron
• Dumb Cane (Dieffenbachia)
• Mother in Law tongue (Monstera)
• Pothos (Epipremnum)
• Shamrock

jaclcfrost:

pairing you really love

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pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried

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couple-a-hundred-of-em:

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3
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Cheesy Ramen Noodles
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Cheese and Broccoli Mug
Mac and Cheese in a Mug
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Mug Egg Scramble
Microwave Recipes:
Potato Chips
Corn on the cob
Scalloped Potatoes
White Rice
Fried Rice
Baked Potato
Chicken Casserole 
Garlic Chicken
Chicken Soup Casserole
Caramelized Onion Baked Potato
Soft Chicken Tacos
Pancakes
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couple-a-hundred-of-em:

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Mug Meals:

Microwave Recipes:

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